Rain stops play

There we have it. Day One is halted after five full hours of play. The powers that be claim it's just a shower and it will blow over, so they will not be rolling out the cover just yet.

Most flagship Wimbledon news sources are still yet to mention our man Dan Cox's score but they're well on top of the weather forecast at least. It's raining. I suppose, at the moment, that's all we need to know.